A blind guy walked into a bar and sat down. As he ordered a drink he asked the bartender...........?

"Do you want to hear a blonde joke?" The bartender replied, "Before you tell that joke, I'll have you know I'm blonde and I played football in high school and I am 6ft 6in. tall. The guy sitting on your left is a blonde and weighs 247 and is active in the Marine choir. The guy sitting on your right is blonde, he is our bouncer and he has killed three people with his bare hands. Now I ask you, do you still want to tell that joke?" The customer said "Nah.....I don't think I want to explain it three times."